Moscow State Circus

Did you drop a clanger?

A spanner in the works

Did it all pour out the wrong way?

Bent out of shape

Through the Chinese whispers

Oh Clarence I do believe

This life is killing me

Speed camera caught us at Nottingham

When the radio lifted the curse

Newsflash - 'Who flooded the florist?'

Good sir, you've got a lot of nerve

Through towers tall and skeletal trees

This old banger carries me up and away

Lightning has struck

Twice in the exact same place

Can't get in the club

Can't get out of the rain

Get over it, get over it

And remember not to forget

That I am as subtle and as playful

As a hammer headed shark

But i could name you every service station

On the M6 off by heart

Test results prove inconclusive

As to whether your world is round

Mine is a Rubik's cube

Pass it on or go and figure it out

It's all a bloody jambouree

This banger carries me up and away

Couldn't give a flying fuck

What the old Parkonians say

Lightning has struck

Rain rain go away

Get over it, get over it

And remember not to forget about me

Hey now, hey now

Hey now, we're tumbling down a rabbit hole