Nothing Good Ever Happens at the Goddamn Thirsty Crow

Living it up

I have it all

To pull more women than any two men or a train can haul

But my baby she does something way more impressive than the Georgia crawl

She blackens pages like a Russian romantic

Gets down more often than a blow-up doll

Why the long face

Blondie I'm already taken

Sorry

I may act like a lunatic

You think I'm fucking crazy you're mistaken

Keep moving

On the road again

For months at a time

It doesn't take half that long for men about town to forget what's mine

And now my genius can drink in silence

She's got to listen to your tired-ass lies

I know its hard to believe a good-hearted woman

To have a body that make your daddy cry

Why the long face jerk off your chance has been taken

Good one

You may think like an animal

You try that cat and mouse shit you'll get bitten

Keep moving

Nothing ever good happens at The Old Thirsty Crow