Kelly Osbourne

Don't Touch Me While I'm Sleeping

Linda Perry

He picked me up around a quarter to nine

I was a little shocked that he was right on time

He was really well mannered when he opened my door

He seemed like the man I've been looking for

He took me to a fancy restaurant

And told me order anything I want

I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends,

And said 'Oh my god, he's such a gentleman'

You wanna have a good time

Ashe slipped me some wine

And then I started feeling really sleepy

And he had this creepy look in his eyes

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,

I'll just wake up and break your neck.

It won't be worth the price you'll pay,

This will be a date you'll never forget

I woke in the morning at half past eight,

I couldn't remember what happened to my date.

My stomach was woozy and I didn't feel right,

I couldn't recall a single thing last night.

My best friend Suzy called me on the phone,

and said: "Girl you really had it going on".

If you could imagine the fucking look on my face,

When I realized I was a victim of date rape.

I went straight to his work and shoved his head thru

the wall,

"I hope you had a good time motherfucker, now it's

time to say goodbye to your balls".

The moral of this story, to make myself clear,

Is all you rapist assholes better run with fear.

I would think twice before your next date,

Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock

eight.

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,

I'll just wake up and break your neck.

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,

I'll just wake up and break your neck.