If I Had a Needle and Thread

If I had a needle and thread

Tell you what I'd do

If I had a needle and thread

I'd sew myself to you

That's what I'd do

I'm tellin' you

And if I had some jelly and jam

Tell you what I'd do

If I had some jelly and jam

I'd still be sweet on you

That's what I'd do

I'm tellin' you

But I got no jelly, got no jam

I got no needle and thread

I don't mind the way I am

Long as I have you instead

If I had a dog and a cat

Tell you what I'd do

If I had a dog and a cat

I would still pet you

That's what I'd do

I'm tellin' you

Well, I got no jelly, got no jam

I got no needle and thread

I don't mind the way I am

Long as I have you instead

And if I had a needle and thread

Tell you what I'd do

If I had a needle and thread

I'd sew myself to you

That's what I'd do

I'm tellin' you

My whole life through

I'm tellin' you

I'm tellin' you