We Had to Go Home

Bella had a big time birthday party

Mom said I could take my best friend Marty

She said "Mind your manners don't you be a smarty

Or else you'll have to go home."

Carrie said she'd kiss me if I caught her

Tammy showed a trick her sister taught her

Barry filled up big balloons with water

That's when we had to go home

We had to go home

We departed once the real party started

We had to go home

That's when we had to go home

Zelda swore the zoo was bringing zebras

Sarah said to stick around and see 'em

Randy raved he'll get some reigns and ride 'em

That's when we had to go home

We had to go home

We had to go home

That's when we had to go home

We knew we'd get a lickin' when we started playin' chicken

Terry tried to turn but over corrects

And Sammy had to spoil it flushed a

Towel down the toilet

And we were in it up to our necks

Someone called my mom to come and get me

Betty said goodbye, she's gonna miss me

She puckered up her lips and went to kiss me

I can't cause I gotta go home

We departed once the real party started

We had to go home

Why did we have to go home

Mom! I didn't do nothing...

We departed when the real party started

We departed when the real party started

We departed when the real party started