Wonderful Waste

Could you go any slower?

You're such a church goer

Got the home field advantage

And all that you can manage

Is to stay home drinking

The thought of it is bringing me down

Could you go any faster?

The night is a disaster

'Cause you call with little warning

Gotta work in the morning

With a head that's ringing

The thought of it is bringing me down

We've come this far

And the worst case scenario

We're back in the car

And cranking up the stereo

You're a wonderful waste

Memory erased, easily replaced

You're a wonderful waste of time

You're such a wonderful waste of time

You're a slap on the wrist

You'll hardly be missed, give me one more kiss

You're a wonderful waste of time

You're such a wonderful waste of time

You're such a wonderful waste of time

It's ten years later

You're still a fornicator

Got the home field advantage

All that kids that you can manage

And your trunk of returnables

Is weighing your convertible down

Could you go any slower?

You're such a church goer

'Cause you call with little warning

Gotta work in the morning

With a phone that's ringing

And the thought of it is bringing me down

We've come this far

And the worst case scenario

We're back in the car

And cranking up the stereo

You're a wonderful waste

Memory erased, easily replaced

You're a wonderful waste of time

You're such a wonderful waste of time

You're a slap on the wrist

You'll hardly be missed, give me one more kiss

You're a wonderful waste of time

You're such a wonderful waste of time

What a wonderful waste of time

And all you can manage

The home field advantage

As long as you're willing

To pay for the damage

We've come this far

And the worst case scenario

We're back in the car

And cranking up the stereo

You're a wonderful waste

Such a wonderful waste

Such a wonderful waste of time

You're a wonderful waste

Such a wonderful waste

You're such a wonderful waste of time

You're a wonderful waste

Such a wonderful waste

Such a wonderful waste of time

You're a wonderful waste

Such a wonderful waste

You're such a wonderful waste of time

You're a wonderful waste

Such a wonderful waste

You're such a wonderful waste of time

You're a wonderful waste

Such a wonderful waste

You're such a wonderful waste of time

You're a wonderful waste

Such a wonderful waste

You're such a wonderful waste of time

You're a wonderful waste

Such a wonderful waste

You're such a wonderful waste of time