Two Girlfriends

I used to have two girlfriends

Now I got none

'Cause my number two girl

Found out about one

Two girlfriends

Now I got none

'Cause my number two girl

Found out about

Yeah, yeah, I'm back again

Throw a hashtag in front of the trend

Huffing and Puffing so let me in

I just need a little bit of medicine

Oh no, strap on my sneakers

You don't need to play

Watch from the bleachers

Ice so shiny, it gives you seizures

Clutch that ball, I will beat cha'

I'm sorry, I gotta do this here

But you hang with dicks

Like a pubic hair

With an icy stare

Got it worse than my deuce

Got me rock hard

Shootin' off 'zooka

Yeah, yeah, I said it to

This is like no edit; undo

What the fuck did I get myself into?

(Wish I knew)

I used to have two girlfriends

Now I got none

'Cause my number two girl

Found out about one

Two girlfriends

Now I got none

'Cause my number two girl

Found out about

It ain't over till' the fat lady sings

And Adele ain't on this track

Did I say that? Oh yeah, I must've

Black and Yellow

Bourbon Mustard

Not even just a little bit flustered

Write it all down on the way to the bus stop

Looking at a girl with a Skrillex haircut

Thinking to myself "Oh my god, it's America!"

Haha, this is blasphemy

Get away with it

Like Casey Anthony

Mixed in chemicals

This is alchemy

Drunk as fuck

Hold a kid off the balcony

Zombie Killer

Manilla envelope

Being dragged in the middle

Girlfriend sitter

I'm a high space shitter

What?

I used to have two girlfriends

Now I got none

'Cause my number two girl

Found out about one

Two girlfriends

Now I got none

'Cause my number two girl

Found out about

I said I'm back

Lindsay Lohan

Watch me ride this track

No hands

Cause' I've been on the bike

Been around the block

Like every other night

Yeah, till' the sun burns out

Zombie style

Words out our mouth

Dead

And I'll leave em' squirming

No protection

Rick Santorum

Haha, Damn near wrecked em'

Every time that I rhyme on the kick drum

You'll be, bleeding out your eardrum

Like "Goddamn I couldn't even hear them

Coming."

Yeah, we hut the ground running

Goddamn now ain't that something

I used to have two girls

Now I got nothing

I used to have two girlfriends

Now I got none

'Cause my number two girl

Found out about one

Two girlfriends

Now I got none

'Cause my number two girl

Found out about

I used to have two girlfriends

Now I got none

'Cause my number two girl

Found out about one

Two girlfriends

Now I got none

'Cause my number two girl

Found out about