Cheaper To Keep Her

Your down on your luck.

You just lost your truck.

You cant afford another beer.

Your credit cards don’t work.

Whole world thinks you’re a jerk.

You wondering how you wound up here.

It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around

It wouldn’t been better to let her keep you down

Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account

It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around

Now your sleeping on the couch at your best friends house watching Colombo

Eating cold pizza in your underwear

Just remember I told ya so

It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around

It wouldn’t been better to let her keep you down

Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account

It woulda been cheaper to keep her around

So if you’re thinking about saying adios

Well, take it from the fool who knows

She’s gonna serve ya papers make ya pay through the nose and when her lawyer gets through with you you’ll have to move to Mexico.

It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around

It wouldn’t been better to let her keep you down

Living with a crazy wife beats living with an empty bank account

It woulda been cheaper to keep her around

It woulda been cheaper to keep her around