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(How to Be a) Millionaire

I've seen the future, I can't afford it

Tell me the truth sir, someone just bought it

Say Mr. Whispers, here come the click of dice

Roulette and blackjacks, build us a paradise

Larger than life and twice as ugly

If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate

For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate

So tell me

Tell me, tell me, how to be a millionaire?

Millionaire, billionaire, trillionaire

Hardly surprising if you might consider

Loyalties go to the highest of bidders

Want my opinion? I'd give you ten to one

Give me a million, a franchise on fun

But there are millions who often get nowhere

There's just one secret I think you should share

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate

For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate

So tell me

Tell me, tell me, how to be a millionaire?

Millionaire, billionaire, zillionaire

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate

For all the cards you were dealt babe, at the hands of fate

So tell me

Tell me, tell me, how to be a millionaire?

Who wants to be millionaire?

I do, I don't, I do

Who wants to be millionaire?

I do, I don't

I've seen the future, I can't afford it