Hail Caesar

He be the count of Monte Cristo

Could be a quake any day

Maybe somebody from Siam

Begin the era of a new rage

Keeps lickin' all the honey

Chewin' up the fat he rakes

Instead of sending to the lions

They cover him with praise

All hail Caesar, hail, hail!

All hail Caesar, hail, hail!

Down at the epicenter

Things started heatin' up

Rockin' on the Richter scale

Swinging in the chariot

Around and around we go

The senators rehearse the tale

Starring in the coliseum

Tied upon the rack

Up comes the thumb of Cesar

To stab you in the back

All hail Caesar, hail, hail!

All hail Caesar, hail, hail!

Down at the epicenter

Things started heatin' up

Rockin' on the Richter scale

Swingin' in the chariot

Around and around we go

The Senators rehearse the tale

"Watch out Caesar, watch out Caesar"

I said hail, I said hail!

I said hail, I said hail!

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

All hail Caesar, hail, hail!

All hail Caesar, hail, hail!

All hail Caesar, hail, hail!

All hail Caesar, hail, hail!

You need eyes in the back of your head boy

Or you're dead