Day I Met God

Day I met God, I got so carried away

Day I met God, I got so carried away

Not with the vision, but the streaks in his hair

Not with religion, but the size of his knob

The day I met God

The day I met God

It was pissing with rain

And we went

Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo

Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo

Day I met God, I got so carried away

Day I met God, I got so carried away

Not with the vision, but the streaks in his hair

Not with the vicars, or the nuns or the priests

The day I met God

The day I met the big boy, yeah

It was pissing with rain

And we went

Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo

Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo

And the herald angels sang

Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo

Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo....

The day I met God

The day I met God

The day I met God

The day I met the big boy, yeah

It was pissing with rain

And we went

Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo

Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo

We were coming back in the van

From Milan

And I saw God

Right there