Bad For The Boys

Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys

Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys

Good old Dane, what a shame

He got done for a sexual harassment claim

What about Phil? He lost his chill

Had to go and eat that damn red pill

And here come the grammar police

Here comes the PC brigade

And here comes a mattress on the floor

From the bed you tried to get her to make

Now you're living little lives without women

And blaming them for all the change

You thought the boys were 'sposed to stay the same

But no one cares about the good days

Poor Jack, that was slack

Took the bait and hit his girl back

And here comes mike with the motorbike

Guess he'll never see that little tyke

Handsome Cory with his high school glory

No one wants to hear those fucken stories

And here come the grammar police

Here comes the PC brigade

And here comes a mattress on the floor

From the bed you tried to get her to make

Now you're living little lives without women

And blaming them for all the change

You thought the boys were 'sposed to stay the same

But no one cares about the good days

Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys

Not sure so I feel bad for the boys

Guess I don't feel so bad for the boys