Fantasy Man

I don't drink tea or white chablis

I sit around and watch tv

Don't send flowers or take showers

But I'll be there to pull your weeds

Oh yeah

I don't read books, I don't french cook

Or stroll around in galleries

I hate opera, I hate Oprah

Don't fill my head with poetry

You just want to squeeze my masculinity

Why can't you leave it alone

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change

Hey, hey don't you love it this way

Hey, hey I am what I am

So please understand, I'm not you fantasy man

I don't do dishes and I'm suspicious

Of any grown-up man who does

I'm homophobic, don't do aerobics

Just lay around and catch a buzz

You just want to squeeze my masculinity

Why can't you leave it alone

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change

Hey, hey don't you love it this way

Hey, hey I am what I am

So please understand

I'm not you fantasy man

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change

Hey, hey don't you love me this way

Hey, hey I am what I am

So please understand

I'm not your fantasy man

Hey

Hey hey

Hey

Hey hey

You just want to squeeze my masculinity

Why can't you leave it alone

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change

Hey, hey don't you love me this way

Hey, hey I am what I am

So please understand

I'm not you fantasy man

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change

Hey, hey don't you love me this way

Hey, hey I am what I am

So please understand

I'm not you fantasy man