Welcome To Our Big Rock Show

Five guys take a ride, drive a day and half a night

Get to see some pretty scenery

But if that's all there is to this

This band would split right down the seams

Southbound, static on the radio

We left town but where we're goin' I don't know

Somewhere we're gonna play another show

Quick get off and gas up at the Conoco

We're driving

We drive against the grain

Like postmen in the rain

Welcome to our big rock show

Wind us up and watch this puppy go

Hope you heard a single word we said

One little rock to rattle in your head

Hey kid, pit mosh, please avoid the flashpot

Yeah, it's really funny 'til an eyebrow gets singed off

Your mother's got nothing here to fear or dread

Our abrasive is gentle on baby's skin head

Soundchecks, don't forget the spandex

This mix is sounding like a bad train wreck

It takes some spit and grit and sweat

To give you more than you expect

We're driven

To give you what we know

Like postmen through the snow

Welcome to our big rock show

Wind us up and watch this puppy go

Hope you heard a single word we said

One little rock to rattle in your head

Got a cryptic coder

On the microphone

Find the secret message

Buried in our big rock show