Uncle Critic

Critic, uncle fucking critic

Critic, uncle fucking critic

Critic, uncle fucking critic

You're always printing shit about me

You're still five years behind me

If you know anything about me

Let's see you pick up a fucking instrument

Critic, uncle fucking critic

Critic, uncle fucking critic

Critic, uncle fucking critic

So if you got anything to say to me

Say it to my face

Don't call me homophobic

I'm not afraid of you

If you've got a problem with me

Let's settle it face to face

Critic, uncle fucking critic

Critic, uncle fucking critic

Critic, uncle motherfucking chicken shit

Jealous, stupid idiot, bastard

Wanna-be, fucking critic