I'm Having a Good Day

watching tv talk shows is a lot of fun

i like it when they always have on people

who are shooting guns

inbred couples from west virginia

inbred people,

who want to kill you!

i saw a story about a man

who was fucking his daughter,

and his wife was fucking her mother

it was the kind of thing that'd make

you want to shoot up!

yes tonight's gonna be a really good time

i'm gonna go out and get real fucking high

i'll shoot some guns,

i'll drive around in my car,

you know

i'll probably end up at the fucking bar

and while i'm there i'm gonna,

get real high,

i'm gonna kick some ass,

i'm gonna fuck shit up!!!

i'll kick you in your fucking teeth

if you get in my way..

because i'm having a good day!!!

i'm having a good day

i'm just having a good day and i don't want you there!

no, you'll be at hime watching your tv set

you've got your hand holding your fucking dick,

and you're cumming in your fucking mouth..ok