Noddy

There's a rumor going 'round Toyland

It's about Noddy the dirty little man

They say he done a dirty by lifting up his shirty

With Big Ears and the rest of his gang

There was only [unverified] stuck up Noddy's arsehole

And for a penny a piece you know they liked his crease

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well, Big Ears was in front

But he couldn't get his cunt

Well, his ears were big as [unverified]

But his penis never grew

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

The next in line to fuck

Was little Porky Pig

But Noddy made the piggy noises

After what he did

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well, Rupert Bear was there

With his mass of pubic hair

And Rupert Bear, he didn't care

He came in Noddy's hair

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well [unverified]

'Cause he said it was obscene

So he greased up his truncheon

And stuck it up his arsehole, arsehole, arsehole

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

After everyone was done

And they'd had a lot of fun

Noddy's hat was red but

His dad was sucking his thumb

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well, the moral of this song

To you dirty little boys

Charge 10p or more

Be a high-class whore

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Noddy

You know what my mother told me

You sold your arsehole

At the Elephant and Castle

Noddy, you dirty little bastard

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Well, Noddy you should know

You can never get a blow in Toyland

Noddy, you dirty little bastard