The Carpal Tunnel Song

(s. macdonald)

A close encounter a combined iq of thirteen

Time spent memorizing the paint on the walls

Move it outside a hint of lemon and protein

There's no slowing down the swimmers at all

And then it was over and done that's it

And then it was over and done that's it

There was a problem the solution a problem again

The other side set on laissez faire

A crack in the image another form to amend

If a tree fell in the forest would anyone care?

And then it was over and done that's it

And then it was over and done that's it

Get out your instruments and play a sour suite

Cue the credits and fade to black

Round up the horses and make a hasty retreat

And pray to yourself that it's not coming back

Because it is over and done that's it

Because it is over and done that's it