Me And My Black Metal Friends

In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold,

there's not much to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow

Corpse paint, which is a scary name for make-up is what they wear,

They'd resemble Ink and Dagger, if Ink and Dagger had long hair

They're pretty evil, and they do not like god,

I don't care if they burn down churches,

but they'd better not fucking touch a synagogue

I befriended them

bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends

I befriended them

bye bye Franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

They have names like Igor, Meldorf, and Tor

Black metal is not like, is not exactly like Living Color,

I kinda hope they move here, so I don't have to pay import prices,

but I'm kinda fear them being near me,

because, they're not nice!

I befriended them

bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends

I befriended them

bye bye Franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

Come on Eileen

Come on Eileen

Come on Eileen

Come on Eileen!