Life Is Hard On The Road

Cocaine-driven shouts

Hot tub wrestling bouts

Four o'clock departing flights

Late night Denny's shouting fights

Talk with chicks in bathroom stalls

Missing all those girlfriend calls

Tax collectors on your tail

Merch sales used for bail

Live

Love

Die

Rock

Life is hard on the road

The road is strong

The road is long

Life is hard on your own

So I'm out here with my best friend (...)

Getting slapped with DUI's

Followed by eight-hour drives

Pennsylvania, Idaho

Blacking out in Fargo

Motel coffee, jerk-off rooms

Locker rooms of blood and doom

STD's, no more weed

We've got so much more to see

Rock

Stars

Small

Bars

Life is hard on the road

The road is strong

The road is long

Life is hard on your own

So I'm out here with my best friend (...)

Two rooms, fourteen men

Glen Fant strikes out again

Alex falls asleep with beer

Rod Van Stoli sheds a tear

Allentown, Bryn lands in jail

Calls his girl to no avail

Life is hard on the road

The road is strong

The road is long

Life is hard on your own

So I'm out here with my best friend (...)

Life is hard on the road

The road is strong

The road is long

Life is hard on your own

So I'm out here with my best friend (...)