County

I knew this guy in jersey

Fuckers name was Scott

He used to listen to Cinderella

And pack his beagel aisle

Well that's jersey

He spent two months up in county

He said damn I don't deserve this lord

Look what's become of me

Please forgive me father

For I shot mom yesterday

I caught her with uncle Edward

I always thought he was gay

Well that's family

I'll spend my life up in county

Well I've been sitting here for hours

Damn I really have got to pee

I was eating at Jenny's kitchen

With Bud Gaugh, Todd and Jay

I got pulled away from my omelot

By policemen with pepper spray

Well that's Long Beach

All my friends are up in county

Did you see homeboy with that hooker

He's too ugly for one that's free

Well I'll see you in the funny pages