Waiting For The Aliens

Seen it on my tv for the past couple nights

Freaky, but it seems to be true

Captured earthlings vanish in a flicker of light

And there's nothing that the air force can do

The guys at work all say that it's a message from space

An omen of the good things to come

An interstellar rescue for what's left of the race

Now that the troublemakers are gone

Its gonna be alright

They say it's gonna be alright

That born-again buffoonery has been dealt with at last

And now we're one big happy family again

Sightings are abounding, so we know that they're here

To help us chart a new destiny

They've done away with Jesus and that hellfire fear

So we can get loose and be free

They're burning all the bibles 'cause it's cheap energy

They're turning all the churches to bars

No more silly fables or religious debris

We know our masters come from the stars

Seen it on my tv for the last couple weeks

Freaky, but it seems to be true

Everything sounds rosy when the new order speaks

Informing us of what we must do

So we're waiting for the aliens with our hearts open wide

Clinging to their every command

They say they're coming soon, so we should trust the new guy

Who wants to put that mark on our hand

Its gonna be alright

They say it's gonna be alright

That born-again buffoonery has been dealt with at last

Now we're one big happy family again