Making People Normal

Mummy was a model back in 1983

Before the skinny girls invaded the industry

She got a habit, got some plastic much too young

She wants Dustin Hoffman but she's not much on Mrs. Robinson

You're looking good for your age

Looks like you've stepped off the page

Thanks Ricki, thank you Jenny

You made me normal today

Daddy's such a scruff in his played out teenage gear

Hasn't cut his hair and the shampoo's never near

Now can you make him look like other's people dad

Will you please help me 'cause it makes my life oh so bad

I don't look the correct way

Please help make me normal today

I don't look the correct way

Please help make me normal today

Thank you Ricki, thank you Jenny