Mr. Important

He remains defiant to the cause

Though he never quite knew what it was

He's working hard for the man upstairs

Seen him once, he's losing his hair

Mr, Important, he's better than you

Index and quotient, he knows what to do

Socially impotent, he drinks with the lads

Mr. Important, in bachelor pads

His parents would be very proud

If only he stood out from the crowd

And made a name that was his own

No corporations, just his alone

But mum and dad, they were so sad

When he lost the job, the bachelor pad

And he just went back home to stay

Now mum and dad want him away

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