I Need A Friend

Sniiiiiiiff!

Fuckin' weirdos!

Sniiiiiiiff! FERGIE!

("Susan! - Make shut the doors, lock! ")

Too late bitch! - I done pulled the fucking Glock. (shit!)

Each of you wanna face with a mouth and tie you up with sock!

("Dial 9-1-1! ") (DIAL 9-1-1!) Bitch I am a fucking cop.

I'm outta cot! - I'm a fucking with kittie!

The last two months - I been suspended. (hehehe!)

Suspended - cause I love the shoots!

Mell prostitutes! (yeah!)

I love to catch 'em, walk 'em on 7 Mile and Boulevard, (yeeah!)

Put a .9 to 'em, catch 'em off God! (oh-oh-oh!)

And it ain't a time of the day - I walk up to 'em and steal 'em,

God hate fags! - Sit me here and kill 'em! (OOOHH, GOD!)

Don't reach for the phone - don't call for help, (bitch!)

I know you hate me! - I fucking hate myself! (BITCH!)

I missed you when I talked you - I'm glad you lizzed,

Cause 10 minutes from now (hehehehe!) - I'll be in prison!

I need - someone - to - listen to meeeeeeeeeee! (psssssh!) (fuckin' crazy!)

I need - someone - who - cares about meeeeeeeeee! (my wife is a slut!)

I need (yeah!) - a friend!

I need - a friend!

I need - a friend!

I need (uh!) - a friend!

Shut up bitch 'fore I shoot you! (shut up!)

With a fucking .9 or a fucking You're probably wondering - why I'm in your house, (why?)

This is a long story - this helps me to get out. (YEAH!)

This is a story, that I'm a rapper trying to make it, (uhh!)

Now I'm a rapist - that tryina take it. (Bizarre!)

You like my chain? - Bitch don't break it!

My mother gave it to me. - It's kind of secret! (yeah!)

I used to be a catholic priest - now I'm living on the streets,

One of a touching my little niece! (uuhhh!)

It's turned off. - Oh, my niece kissing me? !

What, what the fuck is going on bitch? (hehehe!) - Listen to me!

The police delicious started to relieve first,

I ain't a vergent and bully on work. (ewwww!)

Stop staring at the phone - you can't make a call.

I got your ass chicks - near to the wall! (naaaahhh!)

And I'm finally glad that the truth came out,

Now this is the part what it is - I blow my brains out.