Love Me Already

My girl's been a real whore

Spending her time with Theodore

Now Teddy he's my best friend but

With friends like these

Who needs enemies?

My mother she told me

You're being silly

Talking, talking crazy

Don't tell me what my problem is

Just tell me what

She's doing at his

Apartment at midnight

I didn't get an invite

Tonight on my birthday

That ain't half right

My best boy Teddy

Goddammit girl, just love me already

Can't you love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby

Won't you love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby

My father he told me

Biting and begging

That hurts your knees

You can't treat women like hotels

Why should she love you?

She knows you so well

Now I'm at a payphone

Humming so slow

To a busy tone

Now I knock on Ted's door

Keeping time with my heart beat

(He knocks on Ted's door

Keeping time with his heart beat)

Now I knock on Ted's door

Keeping time with my heart beat

The whore lets me in

And it looks (looks) like (like) a (a) party

Surprise, surprise it's your party, baby

I know you hate secrets but try not to hate me

Teddy and I, we kept it all on the slide

So baby don't cry

And please don't you try

So love me already

Love me already

So baby don't cry

And please don't you try

So baby don't cry

And please don't you try

So love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby

Love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby

Won't you love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby

Can't you love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby

Ready baby, ready baby, ready baby