Hollywood in Kentucky

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A little bit of rain wouldn't make the news

You'd mix champagne with mountain dew

You'd keep the name that was given to you

And if we played a game somebody's gonna lose

Indian food would be cornbread and butter

You'd get your ass kicked if you talked about my mother

You'd open up a trunk door taking out your lover

She might be your cousin but she wouldn't be your brother

Every pair of boots would be a little muddy

Your ass would get a job if you ran out money

The movie stars you'd wanna see

Would be somewhere over Tennessee

Everybody's hands would get a little dirty

To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the army

The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky

If Hollywood was in Kentucky

Na na na na na na

Na na na na na na

A malibu would just be a car

The real barbed wire wouldn't be on your arm

They'd serve sweet tea in mason jars

Down on Santa Monica Boulevard

Every front porch would have moonshine and picking

KFC would still be Kentucky Fried Chicken

A trailer on the lake would be waterfront living

The Kardashians wouldn't be allowed in

Come on ya'll, we've all gotta lighten up

Every pair of boots would be a little muddy

Your ass would get a job if you ran out money

The movie stars you'd wanna see

Would be somewhere over Tennessee

Everybody's hands would get a little dirty

To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the army

The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky

If Hollywood was in Kentucky

Na na na na na na

Na na na na na na

Come on ya'll, we've all gotta lighten up

Come on ya'll, we've all have a light one

Every pair of boots would be a little muddy

Your ass would get a job if you ran out money

The movie stars you'd wanna see

Would be somewhere over Tennessee

Everybody's hands would get a little dirty

To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the honey

The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky

If Hollywood was in Kentucky

Na na na na na na (In kentucky)

Na na na na na na (In Kentucky)

Na na na na na na (In kentucky)

Na na na na na na (In Kentucky)