Dear Wastebasket

I've been writin' Mary Lou letters every day

But I just found out lately how she throws them all away

She don't even bother to read the things I say

So I'm gonna write just one last time and I'll begin this way.

I'll say, oh dear wastebasket care of Mary Lou

If you see her say, I need her like I'll always do

She won't read my letters, now I write to you

Dear wastebasket care of Mary Lou.

No she don't even bother to read the things I say

So I'm gonna write just one last time and I'll begin this way...