Lonesome Polecat

I'm a lonesome polecat, lonesome, sad and blue

'Cause I ain't got no feminine polecat

Vowin' to be true

Can't make no vow to a herd of cows

I'm a mean old hound dog, bayin' at the moon

'Cause I ain't got no lady friend hound dog

Here to hear my tune

A man can't sleep when he sleeps with sheep

I'm a little old hoot owl hootin' in the trees

'Cause I ain't got no little gal owl fowl

Here to shoot the breeze

Can't shoot no breeze with a bunch of trees

Why can't I lose these lonesome polecat blues?