Junk Food Diet

Doritos, funyuns, smart food

Man I'm really hungry dude

Taco bell, pizza hut

One more slice and I'll bust my gut

Eating healthy is a joke

I brush my teeth with a can of coke

Snacks and food totally rule

Fuck you healthy fool

I'm living on a junk food diet

You got some new snacks I'd love to try it

We live for junk food treats

Can't make it through the night 'til I get my sweets

Sour patch kids and twix

3 muskateers and pretzel sticks

Swedish fish in my teeth

I get 3 new cavities every week

Milk duds and malt balls

Willy wonka makes 'em all

And don't forget fast food joints

Grab a burrito and finger point