Push Button Warfare

Stuck inside all night and day

Glued to the tube, you can't turn away

Pushing those buttons always do your tricks

Couch slouch knucklehead it's how you get your kicks

Man look at you it's all you can do

Days you can't skate you join the nintendo crew

Or play tony hawk and get a high score

Life without video games has become such a bore

Pushbutton warfare is driving me insane

I'm going to war with my video games

If you don't see me again, you'll know why

I'll be playing these things until I die

Gotta play all day or I'll surely die

Sore thumbs sweaty palms and a nervous twitch in my eye

No hope for the future, this tradition wrecked it

I dunno for sure man I think I'm epileptic

Fake sick again stay home from school

Six hours straight this fuckin' rules

Gotta save the princess, beat the boss

My homeworks filled with secret codes my brain is tossed

Mario link metriod and the kong 8-bit frenzy on my mind all day long

Mega man mappy land battle toads and contra too

I'll play forever nintendo power by my side

Bonus levels passwords and unlimited lives

Gave up on life at age 19

Spend the rest of my days in front of the TV screen