Toast To The Fam

I'm tore up from the motherfucking floor up

Golden grain to the brain

Not really given no fuck

A sloppy drunk bear

Huggin' every damn body

Half a fifth of jack

I'm about to get this bitch buck rowdy

A juggalo scarecrow with a beer bong

Chuggin' southern comfort in my drawers

Playin' beer pong

Hit the bar for a couple shots of 3 V

Put your bottle in the air and toast to the family

Everybody c'mon we're gonna sing a song

I'll grab a bottle, you grab a bong, we gonna

Get lit 'til the sun come up

And I'm gonna toast to the fam with a dixie cup (alright)

(2x)

All my 'los in this bitch let's get it on and poppin'

Y'all molest no regrets

Let's see them panties droppin'

And it don't matter if you smoke or if you drink

If you pour a little water, fire up a little dank

Roll a blunt light it up

And I'm a pour a glass

You get high and I get drunk

And then I meet your ass

Somewhere in the middle, somewhere on the other side

From east coast to west everybody gettin' country fried

I'm drunk, you're high, come on, we'll fly

Somewhere down there, down south

And we won't have a damn care

Everybody c'mon we're gonna sing a song

I'll grab a bottle, you grab a bong, we gonna

Get lit 'til the sun come up

And I'm gonna toast to the fam with a dixie cup (alright)

(2x)

I'm home so take me drunk again

You're stoned, I hope this shit don't ever end

Mix Jägermeister in a cup with some Tanqueray

(Where the fucked you put my car?)

What'd the fuck you say?!

I don't know but this shit is got me all blown

My head is achin' like I'm smokin' on some home grown

I need another shot

And make that shit a fuckin' double

And pass my fam the blunt

I want them fuckers high as Hubble

When juggalos up in this bitch

We drink and smoke all night

We gettin' tore down

And swing our fuckin' hatchets high

Everybody c'mon we're gonna sing a song

I'll grab a bottle, you grab a bong, we gonna

Get lit 'til the sun come up

And I'm gonna toast to the fam with a dixie cup (alright)

(2x)