I wanna go

She said I had no plans I was no good and mean all the

time

So I said that I'm packing my bags

I've got better things to do with my time

So me and the Captain Jack and Jim Beam

We head it out to the road

She asked me where I was gonna go

I said anywhere that you won't go

Because

I wanna go

Wherever you don't go

And I wanna be

Anywhere that you won't be

It takes a lot out of a man

To tolerate a woman like you

You know, I think I rather have a rectal exam

Maybe a heart attack, or two

So pour me a drink and I'll have to think

About our current relationship

And after a couple of drinks or twelve

I decided to take the damn trip

And now I'm too damn drunk to care

I drive away in my pick up truck

And get the hell out of here

Yeah that's where I wanna go

Why don't you give me a call

When you get there

And I'll make sure I'll never

Never show up