Celebrityism

Botox babes

And private raves where

Only if you're someone do you get photo'ed in OK

Take a look here at Jade's brand new boobs

35 pound Jack and Kim did lose

Look 10 years younger just like Kim Cattrell

A very strict diet of lettuce and canderel

Have Brad and Jen finally split?

Get a beach body girl, just like a Brit's

This is how we

This is how we live

This is how we

This is how we live

Your peek into the life of stars this week

Ooh look her skirt's too short

You can see her bum cheeks

It seems again Geri's piled on the pounds

She what she was wearing to viva la glam

That Rebecca Loos she's full of shite

And is it true Desperate Housewives they all fight

Cos life couldn't be about anything else

And happiness is found on the front cover of Elle

This is how we

This is how we live

This is how we

This is how we

Reality tv

I'm a celebrity worship me

Reality TV

Eternal life you're guaranteed

Strive to succeed

Be like one of these

Like ancient greek gods

Or that bloke Achilles

Pop idol & big brother are shortcuts to the top

Cosmetic surgery and brown-nosing will help you a lot

Back-stabbers and liars you will come across

But in the end only hard work willl make you a someone

In the meantime, indulge in this celebrityism

Worship and adore the titles they've been given

If you're lucky, one day you know you might bump into one

Luckier still, honour you a picture with one

Reality TV

I'm a celebrity worship me

Reality TV

Eternal life you're guaranteed