I'm Not The Man You Think I Am

I'm not the man you think I am

I'm not that kind of guy

beneath this sleek exterior

there's less than meets the eye

I'm just what you've been looking for

your wildest dream come true

I'm not the man you think I am

But I'm the man for you

I'm on important business

I'm late for my premiere

I'm doing you a favor

Just by being here

Surely you can buy a drink

for someone so renowned

I'm not the man you think I am

but I'm the man you've found

I'm burning with indifference

I'm sleeping with desire

I'm selling snow to Eskimos

I'm preaching to the choir

My past is catching up to me

my chips are coming due

I'm not the man you think I am

But I'm the man for you