When I Win The Lottery

Well I lost an eye in Mexico

I lost two teeth, where I don't know

People see me coming and they move to the other side of the road

I robbed a liquor store or two

I made myself at home a few times

Borrow myself a car when I need it

I got me a shack at the bottom of the road

Fixing cars and giving tows

I spend all my money

On the lottery

When I win the lottery

Gonna buy all the girls on my block

Color TV and a bottle of French perfume

When I win the lottery

Gonna donate half my money to the city

So they have to name a street or a school or a park after me

When I win the lottery

Never ran a flag

Up a pole

Like Mr. Red White and Blue down the road

But I never call myself a hero for killing a known communist

Now I could walk into any old bar

And find a fight without looking too hard

But I never killed someone I don't know

Just cause someone told me to.

And when I win the lottery

Gonna buy the house next to Mr.

Red, White and Blue

And when I win the lottery

Gonna buy post 306

American legion, paint it red with five gold stars

When I win the lottery

When the end comes to this old world

The righteous will cry and the rest will curl up

God won't take the time

To sort your ashes from mine

Cause we zig and zag between good and bad

Stumble and fall on right and wrong

Cause the tumbling dice with the luck of the draw

Just leads us on

And when I win the lottery

Gonna buy all the girls on my block

Silver plated

Six shooters with a quart of the finest highland scotch

Cause when I win the lottery

The righteous will shake their heads and say

That God is good, but surely works in mysterious ways

When I win the lottery.