Same Old Starving Millions

There's a lot of people

There's a lot of food

There's a lot of money

All being misused

You feed the starving millions with donations of a quid (a pound sterling)

You buy another telly, that's what the neighbours did

You flick across the channels

An catch the evening news

All those starving children

Are staring right at you

You're no longer feeling guilty cos you've given to the cause

And there's another royal baby to help you ignore

Who's doing very well thank you

And that's all from the news at ten

We'll be back with the sordid facts

Covered over with trivial crap

To help you stop thinking

To keep you relaxed

Same time tomorrow night

See you then

See you then