Chad's In Hi-Fi

I can't deny it all my life

Is just a token of my eye

Something you would try

For the best in the obsene

You just look on your TV screen

To pass away the while

It doesn't matter if you're

Red, black, or in the sack

I've got my grip I've got a hold

But nothing ties one down like

Prime time in Hi-Fi

But now it's getting old

People stop and stare

Here, there and everywhere

They've got the blueprints for life

If you keep pretending

The world is ending

So stop the human drive

The fierce power switching on the

Ripe adolescent light

Terminates in five

The people standing in the lines

Have seen the film a million times

With a pocket full of dimes

So unless it is for free

You'll spin the country on its side

To be intensified

People stop and stare

Here, there and everywhere

They've got the blueprints for life

If you keep pretending

The world is ending

Then you'll be fictionized

It's on this tv

It's on the tv

It's on your tv

It's on the tv

It's on his tv

It's on her tv

It's on his tv

It's on your tv screen!!!

Chorus (Don'tsing the first half)

And you keep pretending

The world is ending

And you'll be fictionized