Cledus' Christmas Ball

Ho ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?

I want the Billy Gilman action figure

What about you Suzie?

I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene

And what about you Cledus?

Well, Santa it's not what I want

It's what I want to give

It's Christmas time in Nashville

For country singers one and all

I'm going to give a right nutty party

It's Cledus' Christmas Ball

I sent out the invitations

Heck I even rented out the hall

And I've got a big sack full of presents

Cledus' Christmas ball

Dolly Parton brought two jugs

Of wine everyone admired

Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog

Chestnut's roasting on an open fire

Somebody get Mark off of there

Ah, the twin fiddles are playing'

And it's a sewingin' time for all

Yee haw, everybody's dancin' around

Cledus' Christmas ball

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Shania'a under the mistletoe

And that line was slap down the hall

Boy, I hope she enjoys kissin'

Cledus' Christmas ball

Willie Nelson's homemade brownies

Brought us all good cheer

Garth retired early again

But he'll be back next year

You can count on that

The party's dyin' down now

So here's my present to you all

Ha ha, come check out my package

Cledus' Christmas ball

It's a little bitty piece of me to you

Cledus' Christmas ball

It's an ornament for your Christmas tree

Cledus' Christmas ball

Hey, that's not Santa

Shh

That's Kenny Rogers

The Gambler

Hush yer mouth

Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd

Ho ho ho