Hankenstein

Christopher Clark, Of Music (ASCAP)

HANKENSTEIN

Midnight in Montgomery

Full moon shining on a shack

Where a country music legend is about to be brought back

Cledus got the idea from the late night creature feature

And figured he would foller a similar procedure

HANKENSTEIN

Now laid out on the table is the body of a man

In a white suit

Cowboy boots

And a guitar in his hand

He's hooked up to a tractor with a set of jumper cables

And if anything could start a cold cold heart a John Deere should be able.

HANKENSTEIN

Now what's about to happen here is nothin' less than shockin

With a record player in the corner blaring Hey Good Lookin'

That foot began to tap along with that old 45

And you can hear old Cledus yelling UH OH ITS ALIVE!!!!!

CHORUS:

HANKENSTEIN

He's a honky-tonkin monster

HANKENSTEIN

He's a honky-tonkin monster

HANKENSTEIN

He's a honky-tonkin monster

HANKENSTEIN

In no time Hankenstein was mo-anin' the blues

And Cledus has decided it's time to spread the news

They'll hit the road and put on shows all over the nation

Yeah, he's gonna be the next country music sensation

HANKENSTEIN

Everyone still loves to hear the tale of old Kawliga

And they all sing and dance when he cuts loose on Jambalaya

Playing on the Opry stage was his final test

Now Hankenstein has become a monster success

CHORUS

Lovesick in a hotel near the Mason Dixon Line

Hankenstein is sitting there so lonesome he could cry

He's had it with the life he leads singing all them tunes

Now he's out there somewhere honky tonkin howlin at the moon

CHORUS

HANKENSTEIN

He's a honky-tonkin monster