You Have No Right To Remain Violent

Parody to You Have The Right To Remain Silent by Perfect Stranger (Cal Sweat/Brando Sweat), Co-Heart Music (BMI)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee

Well, I asked you to dance

Now my nose is broken

Must've said somethin' wrong

Gosh, I was just jokin'

But it's hard not to cry

With a gussied up eye

My face sprayed with mace

If ya didn't wanna dance

You could've just said so

And if I'd only ducked fast

Then I wouldn't have bled so

Do you think there's a chance

You could call an ambulance?

Oh God, I'm in pain

You have no right to remain violent

That kick to my crotch

Uh, that was very uncalled for

You continued to beat and beat me

'Till I was black and blue

I've been wantin' you

But not any longer

'Cause it's brutally clear

That you're so much stronger

I'm madder than fire

My jaws are both wired

One hell of a date

I didn't know my bladder had failed me

Until I looked down at my pants

I think I'm in desperate need of hospitalization

But I ain't got no danged insurance

You have no right to remain violent

That kick to my crotch

Uh, that was very uncalled for

You continued to beat and beat me

'Till I was black and blue

I've been wantin' you

But not any longer

'Cause it's brutally clear

That you're so much stronger

'Cause I'm madder than fire

My jaws is both wired

That's one hell of a date

I bought a camcorder

Got a restrainin' order

Now lay you're hands on me

I guess that's what you get when you ask a perfect stranger to dance.