Convoy

(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck,

You got a copy on me Pigpen? C'mon.)

(Ah yeah, ten-four Pigpen, for sure, for sure.

By golly it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.)

(Yeah, that's a big ten-four there Pigpen.

Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy.

Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy)

It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June

In a Kenworth pullin' logs

Cab over Pete with a reefer on

And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

We's headed for bear on I-10

About a mile outta Shaky Town

I says "Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck

And I'm about to put the hammer on down"

Coz we got a little convoy rockin' thru the night

Yeah we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful sight

Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA

Convoy

(Ah, breaker,

Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?)

(Ah, ten-four, about five mile or so)

(Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)

By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all

But there's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf

And them bears's wall to wall

Yeah them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper

They even had a bear in the air

I says Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck

We about to go a-huntin' bear

Coz we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the night

Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful sight

Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA

Convoy

(Ah, you want to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?)

(Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're still too close.

Yeah them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses.

Mercy sake's you better back off another ten)

Well we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four

Like a rocket sled on rails

We tore up all of our swindle sheets

And left 'em sittin' on the scales

By the time we hit that Shi town

Them bears was a-gettin' smart

They brought up some reinforcements

From the Illinois National Guard

There's armored cars and tanks and jeeps

And rigs of every size

Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears

And choppers filled the skies

Well we shot the line

We went for broke

With a thousand screaming trucks

And eleven longhaired friends of Jesus

In a chartreuse microbus

(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?)

(Yeah, ten-four Sodbuster.

Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?)

(Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)

Well we laid a strip for the Jersey shore

And prepared to cross the line

I could see the bridge was lined with bears

But I didn't have a doggone dime

I says Pigpen this here's the Rubber Duck

We just ain't gonna pay no toll

So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight

I says, let them truckers roll, ten-four

Coz we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the night

Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a beautiful sight

Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA

Convoy, convoy, convoy

(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA?

Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure.

Well mercy sake's good buddy, we gonna back on outta here,

So keep your thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail.

We'll catch you on the flip-flop.

This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)