Nutter

All pissed up, about to go on

And then a stranger strolls into the bar

Oh no, he's turned up again

And he's dressed up like we was a mars bar

No one knows him, no one likes him

What are we gonna do?

One of the lads takes exception

And decides that it's him he's gonna do

He's a nutter!

He's a nutjob - has he got any brains? (3x)

Will we ever see him again?

I bet you all remember about that time

When Carrot met Nutter on the bus

Back in '85, the nutter came alive

He found us on a ferry to Holland

Picked on the hippies and they ran away

But we all stayed and stood

The nutter with his bullworker build

With his creeps he thought he looked good

Next time we saw him we didn't recognize him

But we came across him due to thirst

A few beers, back to the gig

Appearing out of the blue

Telling us his name was monster

Swinging rice flails, he thought he was big

But in his mind he was just a big kid