Robots For Ronnie

Oh, dad, what will we do?

I got another letter from Ronnie's teacher at school.

She said, it's almost cruel

None of the other kids thinks Ronnie's cool.

The guys think he's a queer because he doesn't drink beer or watch football.

And all the little girls stay away because he's just too fat,

A fat little brat

I guess we need robots for Ronnie

A stainless steel group of chums

Robots for Ronnie

A boy and a girl

Maybe an aluminum cat

Every day he's in his room

He doesn't lock the door because he knows it's really no use

I mean, nobody's even been up there

If Ronnie were to blow up, I don't think anyone would care

He doesn't brush his teeth because he never talks to no one.

He doesn't wipe his feet because he's never coming in.

Comin in?

I guess we need robots for Ronnie

A stainless steel group of chums

Robots for Ronnie

A boy and a girl

Maybe an aluminum cat

We can talk about the old days,

With parties and dances and leads in class plays;

But all of the memories he'll have

Are plugging in a friend and shining up a cat.

I guess we need robots for Ronnie

A stainless steel group of chums

Robots for Ronnie

A boy and a girl

Maybe an aluminum cat