I Wet Myself

It wasn't really my fault that night

it was a stupid mistake

Couldn't see it was coming

I was far away, I was the queen of the night

It was a bad, bad smell that hit me like a bullet

straight up my nose

It was a joke

It made me laugh

and then I realised-No!

Oh yeah I felt I really had to go

before embarrassment was a fact

I could have killed, killed for a moment alone

One moment alone

Oh no, I'm getting wet

I wet myself, oh no...

...but it's too late now...

It was some minutesI will never forget

It was a lifetime of pain

Thought I was doing well

until the female from hell went up by my side

She said: I'm not sure I'm glad you're here

It looks like you're getting wet somewhere

She said: Get out of my house

before you ruin my fucking carpet

Oh yeah!I felt that it was time to go

but there was something I wanted to do

So I said: hey guys, I wet my pants

and it's fun, you should try it too

Oh yeah, I'm getting wet

I wet myself, oh yeah