Once A Ghost Always A Ghost

Once upon a time

I stumbled on a master plan

Better than a time-machine

Simple to understand

Just consume a pint of this

And one or two of these

Head in arm and hand in hand

We'll haunt the seven-seas

If you choose we can confuse

You favourite enemy

Find a dungeon with a pungent

Tropicality

Waft about and groan a bit

And make him feel at ease

Head in arm and hand in hand

We'll haunt the seven-seas

Isn't it original to be invisible

Be a ghost and make the most

Of when you come to call

Nobody will know you're there

Unless you care to sneeze

Head in arm and hand in hand

We'll haunt the seven-seas