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Morning Spank

you lie and cheat i might have to beat you you stab my back i might put the heat to you dont drag your feet you

know you have to face me its not just once that youve disgraced me

layout your soul get rid of the weakness dont diss your boys over some princess girls come and go but friends are a life

sentnce i'd walk away but your one of my best friends

there is no piece of ass worth a friendship

a friend doesnt let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend

there is no piece of ass worth a friendship

dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it

no matter the excuses or just how loose she is

what will follow wont pay for the juiciness

dude but dude

i dont know

i dont know what to say

say

i am a fucking idiot

i never should've gotten into it

and i will never do it again

say

i am a fucking idiot

i never should've gotten into it

and i will never do it again

i felt at the moment the two were introduced

he's just the type and she's a toulouse

so i took him aside

tld him she was with "D"

he said what do i look like a fucking lewinsky

two weeks later she was greased up

and screaming

the story came out

full details of reaming

so everyone hates everyone

it's all fucked up

by L.A.'s worst starjocking slut

there is no piece of ass worth a friendship

a friend doesnt let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend

there is no piece of ass worth a friendship

a friend doesnt let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend

dude but dude

i dont know

sorry

say i am a fucking idiot

i never should've gotten into it

and i will never do it again

say say say

i am a total piece of shit and undeniable hypocrite i promise not to do it again

your mind's a blank

your face a prank

like you took it point blank

got runover by a tank

low rank frank

no lower than you sank

when all by yourself

you're the world's biggest wank

with only you to thank

ass butthole stank

belching with all your own

piss you drank

and your own green spunk

from your morning spank

on your way to a dumpster

with an armful of crank

there is no piece of ass worth a friendship

dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it

there is no piece of ass worth a friendship

dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it

nothing will mend it

i dont recommend it

i dont recommend it nothing

say

i am a fuckingg idiot

should've never gotten into it

i'm a fucking idiot

into it

do do do

do it again

say say say

do it again

[thanks to Gauglerdude@hotmail.com for sending these lyrics]