Alaska Highway

Riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe

Met Leonardo DiCaprio, Leo, he's tryin' to get away from

The unwanted advances of Eminem

Em's wearing drawstrings, lispin' along

Sayin', "Please, put me into your highway song"

I say, hey, who's goin' my way

On that great Alaska highway

Well, I would never be so dumb

To say they stole an election

They bought the damn thing fair and square

Emperor's in his underwear

Old King Cole's a merry old troll

Surgeon General smokes Marlboro

I say hey, who's goin' my way

On that great Alaska highway

I say hey, who's goin' my way

On that great Alaska highway

Commandment Three says 'Do Not Kill'

Amendment Two says 'Blood Will Spill'

God sits in his rocking chair

Two flat tires and one good spare

Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe

With a hey and a ho and a do si do

I say hey, who's goin' my way

On that great Alaska highway

West Palm Beach and Cheech

And Rae Dawn Chong, can't we all just get along?

Anchored down in Kodiak with a heart attack-ack-ack

You oughta know by now, By Joel

West Palm Beach and Cheech

And Rae Dawn Chong, can't we all just get along?

Anchored down in Kodiak with a heart attack-ack-ack

You oughta know by now, By Joel

Hanging out with Cowboy Joe

Keith Richards stops to say hello

I play my guitar, he plays along

With song after song, after song, after song

That I've played with the likes of him

Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend

I say hey, who's goin' my way

On that great Alaska highway

I say hey, who's goin' my way

On that great, on that great

I say hey, who's goin' my way

On that great Alaska highway

I say hey, who's goin' my way

On that great Alaska highway

High five