Tiki Man

Gone down to Haiti on vacation

In the jungle, I found me a tiki man

Well, you can understand my elation

When the natives, well, they all shook my hand

The head of the village said, "Destroy it,"

But I'm a fool, I kept it anyway

Now, to this day, I regret it

When I found you, you little tiki man

Tiki man

Got nothing to do with you

Tiki man

Our partnership is through

Tiki man

I'll tell you right now

You're never gonna leave it alone

Soon, I discovered my special powers

Me and my old friend, the tiki man

I could float around my room for many hours

And make some certain people disappear

But there was something terribly disturbing

My eyes turned ruby red, like a tiki man

Now, I tell you, I'm cursed forever

Thanks to my friend, the tiki man

Tiki man

Got nothing to do with you

Tiki man

Our partnership is through

Tiki man

I'll tell you right now

You're never gonna leave it alone

Tiki man

Got nothing to do with you

Tiki man

Our partnership is through

Tiki man

I'll tell you right now

You're never gonna leave it alone