On Top of the World

Hot summer night, the working girls were on their way back home

It was getting late so I tagged along, couldn't let them walk alone

I followed them up some greasy steps to a rooftop in the sky

No walls around just a sea of stars, my throat was getting dry

Everyone could feel the heat that's why we all disrobed

Our clothes and inhibitions went off flying 'cross the globe

Dancing crazy getting loose and closer to the edge

I could feel my blood was up and it was pounding in my head

So there I was, just me and the girls

Under the moonlight on the top of the world

As things were dying down we retreated from the precipice

I lay beside the most beautiful girl in the universe

Her name was Venus in Heaven

She fed me rice and offered me wine

I accepted ambrosia and nectar

From an amber goddess

I collapsed between the thighs of Morpheus

Next thing I felt was a sharp pain of sunrise

My mouth was open and full of rice

As I managed to prize open one of my eyes

I saw Luigi the cockroach carry off his prize

And there lay Venus still sprawled out and naked for sure

But not quite what she was the night before

I made my excuses and left through the door

Stepped into space at the twentieth floor

And that's why I don't like heights no more